emil:

emil:

i was trying to do some writing research for how fire/burns interact with clothing and the first webpage i clicked on derailed to talk about a fucked up arson related crimes some dude in a santa suit did. what the fuck

i feel like nothing here is criticizing the act of arson meanwhile the santa suit decision is put under a fuckin microscope

paulsrockinpagoda:

mamoru:

a waffle house has closed.

fuck it just got real

magistrate-of-mediocrity:

Those am him leafs

pleafromacatnamedvirtue:

floridaoranges:

vsantangelos:

notsweettea:

profmeowmers:

i’ve found it, the promised land

I’ve been here! There a truck stop and a diner. In the women’s bathroom there’s a fully clothed statue and if you try to pull down the pants, an alarm sounds in the whole diner.

Reading this post is like having a stroke.

brucebocchi:

brucebocchi:

we’re all gonna be stuck at home for a while so to pass the time i suggest setting up a cute little campsite in your living room and watching a movie like reservoir dogs or pulp fiction

call that a tent in quarantino

myrandomthoughtsofrandomness:

thatfunfurryguy:

sixpenceee:

By Kate MacDowell

Me

Same

jasper-the-winky-vampire:

algrenion:

algrenion:

algrenion:

my Local Neighbourhood Squirrel DEADASS just leapt onto my window pane, maybe a foot from where i am sitting and just fucking stared at me with his hands on the glass he violated my privacy and im calling the cops

he stayed like this for like a straight ten seconds

i put it on facebook and one of my best friends just fhkahjlkhaklhjgklhkljhKHKJHKFHSFKJ

kawaiite-mage:

supermariofuckanweed:

jeekoftheweek:

ghost-mayn:

kawaiite-mage:

I’m gonna start a new aesthetic, it’s called “badpunk”. It’s an alternate retro sci-fi look except all the technology is terrible and looks bad. Somebody add pictures, I need examples.

Great work everybody these all look like shit

fairycosmos:

me in my head at the supermarket: nobody is ever going to fucking love me. omg 25% off